Me and my friend took avengers test. This happend.
she: lol, at this test “which avenger are you” that you’ve tweeted. I am Iron Man
me: EH FUCk! I WANTED TO BE IRON-MAN! PFFFFFFFFF
she: WELL WE CAN CHANGE! BECAUSE I FITS MORE TO CAPTAIN THAT TO IRON MAN
me: LOL LET’S GO CHANGE I’m suppose to be Captain Amerika. Now I’m IRONMAN!
she: OK YOU CAN TAKE MY ARMOR! AHAHAH. AND THIS FLASHY… THING… IN MY CHEST
me: BUT I WANT M YSHIELD
she: NOOO
me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT’S MY SHIELD!
she: WELL THEN, I’M KEEPING MY ARMOR !!! AND MY FLASHY THING IN CHEST
me: FUCK YOUR ARMOSR! I’M NOT GIVING MY SHIELD! IT’S EVERYTHING FOR ME!
she: FUCK YOUR SHIELD
me: YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT NOT MY SHIELD!
she: I AM PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE PHILLANTROPHIST! YOU CAN KEEP YOUR STUPID SHIELD
me: AND I’M CAMPTAIN AMERIKA YOU IDIOT! I’M SUPERHERO, SUPERSOLDIER AND I’M COOL AS HELL! SO FUCK YOU MAN! I HAVE MY SHIELD!
she: AND I HAVE A GIRL
me: AND IT’S PERFECT SHIELD!
she: A GIRL!!!!!
me: SO WHAT? I CAN USE IT EVEN AS BLANKET! I CAN USE IT AS DEFENCE AGAINS IDIOTS! AND IT’S BLUE RED AND WHITE!
she: WELL OK THEN YOU CAN CALL ME MAYBE WHEN YOU HAVE NICE ROMANTIC NIGHT WITH YOUR SHIELD!!! AHAHAHAHAH
me: AT LAST MY SHIELD DON’T WANT ME TO CALL IT NEXT DAY AT THE MORNING AS YOUR GIRL DOES! AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT’S IT!
she: WELL….. I WAS TOUCHED BY LOKI !!!!!!! OK? THROWN OUT FROM THE WINDOW…. BUT STILL, HE TOUCHED ME
me: fuck.
she: LOL. I WON! SUCKERRRRRR
me: THAT’S NOT FAIR! NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!
Mudah banget Merusak mood. “Sudah dulu ya, aku sudah ngantuk”, Padahal sedang asik-asiknya Reply short message.
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